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21 Men Rules That Women Should Know

With the sudden rise of feminism, I feel these rules should be well versed with all the girls (ladies) that want to live with a men. If you don’t want a men in your life, YOU SHOULD STILL KNOW THESE!

  1. Nope. Men are not mind readers of any sort. So if you are planning to hate on us, we will not know until you speak your mind out.
  2. Learn to work the toilet seat, you are a grown up women now. If it is up, you can put it down. It is simple. You do not hear us complaining when you leave it down, do you?
  3. Crying is another name for blackmailing in most cases.
  4. Ask. If you want something, ask for what you want. Let me be clear on this one: HINTS IN ANY FORM DO NOT WORK! Strong, obvious, subtle – they just don’t work with men!
  5. There are two answers that are perfect acceptable to almost every question: “Yes” and “No”.
  6. If you want formidable solutions to your problems, you can come to us and we’ll do our best to solve your problems. Looking for sympathy? That is what your girlfriends are for!
  7. All comments and statements become null and void after 7 days. Do not bring them up after an year.
  8. If you believe you have gained weight in the wrong areas; then you probably have gained weight. Stop asking us for affirmations. (#MeraJismMeriMarzi?)
  9. If you already know how to do something, just do it. Don’t ask us to do it for you. You can either ask us to do it or tell us how you want it done. Both of them do not go together.
  10. If there are two meanings to something we said and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one. Don’t burn the ship down.
  11. We all need directions. But we do not like dictation.
  12. If we are watching something, then you can wait for the commercials to say what you want.
  13. Most men do not have an idea what mauve is.
  14. If something is wrong, say it. If you say “Nothing”, when asked what is wrong, then we act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying but it is not worth the hassle.
  15. If we say you look beautiful is anything you wear, we mean it. Just lets get going – quickly. Absolutely anything you wear is fine…really!
  16. If you ask a rhetorical type question, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
  17. If you are not ready to have discussions about why the universe spins or why the sky is black at night, then don’t ask us what we are thinking about.
  18. You have enough shoes to last a century of events.
  19. You can wear the same clothes again and again.
  20. I am fit and fine. Round shape with sharp edges is fine. Rectangle with no edges is fine.
  21. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know most men are compared to filthy pigs…but did you know most men don’t really mind that?

Go figure.

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